class discussion

teacher: if there were 5 birds on a fence and shot one, how many would be left?


student: none, as the other will fly.


teacher: the answer is four, but i like the way you think.


student: I have a question, ma'am. if 3 women were eating an ice cream 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which one is married?


teacher: well, the one who's sucking the cone.


student: No. the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But i like that way you think, ma'am.